Apology

Tom Waiter Ate Paper

Xylophagia

Tom Waiter ate paper, in the classroom, in the hall, in the lunchroom, in the office, on the playground, in the mall.

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Did Tom Waiter have tummy pain, bloody poop, and disease? Did he have tooth pain, infections, that brought him to his knees?